Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Writers' Blockade

Expedition. Car. Kayla*. Whore. Sex. Gender. Girl. Pink. Purple. Bruise. Scrape. Band-Aid. Hole. Bury. Shovel. Hoe. Rake. Leaves. Tree. House. Room. Clean. Clorox. Wipe. Tears. Rip. Paper. Draw. Abstract. Ugly. Pretty. You. Me. Pattern. Mess. Coagulation. Confused. Blonde. Brunette. Redhead. Jokes. Funny. Serious. Matter. Atom. Bomb. Pain. Suffering. Peace. Love. Rock-n- Roll. Music. Silence. Volume. Mute. Play. Stop. Go. Away. There. Here. Anywhere. Lost. Left. Behind. Front. Back. Side. Yard. Green. Field. Ball. Goal. Walk. Run. Fall. Summer. Vacation. Work. Pay. Bills. Money. Broke. Fix. Done. Finished. End.
This happened to be a poor attempt at removing my writer’s blockage. It helped almost as much as running naked through a briar ridden forest. It helped almost as much as smashing my car windshield out with a bowling ball then using the class to carve my name into my second cousin’s flesh. While I can vividly describe these instances, I cannot develop an opinion on the effects of streaking or smashing windshields.
I would like to thank Seth for his original word- expedition. It was a terrible beginning word, but better than my word- cake.

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